Chapter 1

Ok so lets set you people up here with the scenario ok? This is a Trigun fic. It has yaoi. Guy on guy action if you will. Scared by it don't read it ok? I'm not about to change the work I do because someone got scared and couldn't handle it. Hence I don't want any flames ok?

As I said Trigun, yaoi, Vash/Somewhat OC since the OC I don't own either.

Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun nor it's content or characters. Even though I know plenty who would like to, myself included. However the other characters in this besides Vash are mine steal them and I will have no problem eating your soul with bbq sauce okieday?

*looks up and smiles at her Vash muse who starts to tap his foot in annoyance* Kitty I love you and all but start the damn fic already!?

*meeps and nods* Alright impatient one. You can go get your groove on now sheesh. *grins as Vash turns brighter than his coat and walks away mumbling*

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Tired aquamarine eyes opened and closed some as they looked around the area of the town. It was somewhat bigger than most he'd come across and a lot more technologically advanced as well. However like most of the other towns he had traveled to this one had one thing in common like the rest, a bar. A small tired smile etched its way upon his face as he walked into it and took a seat at a secluded table in a corner as he hoped to not be recognized. Running a hand threw the blonde spikes that adorned his head he yawned and jumped some in surprise as a tray was put down on the table. Looking up he saw a kind smile on the girl's face and couldn't help but smile back.

“Hey there Mr. 60 billion double dollar man how are you today?” Her own aqua eyes shined as she moved the small braid that was in her face behind her ear making it blend in with the rest of her fiery red hair.

Meeping some Vash blinked several times and looked around noticing there weren't that many people in the bar at that time so he could talk freely, “You recognize me?” He then looked the woman up and down and couldn't help but lick his lips at her attire as he noticed the corset she wore was rather tight looking and went well with the blue off the shoulder top she wore.

“Well of course I recognized you. I mean how many eight foot tall men wearing a red trench coat do you see walking around here? None. Oh and by the way hun my face is up here not at my cleavage.” She spoke all this with a smirk on her face as Vash's eyes were huge and his mouth agape. Snickering some she pushed his jaw closed and took out a pad and a pen, “Now then, what can I get you since you look tired and hungry.”

“Umm well what do you have that's good around here miss, uhh...” He smiled sheepishly and blushed a bit.

“Just call me Brighid and we have an array of food here but how about this, tell me what you want to drink and I'll surprise you with the food.” She smiled still keeping her pen ready as he nodded.

“Alright that sounds good. Umm well then Brighid I guess I will have a bottle of vodka and a glass and it doesn't matter what kind either.” He smiled and watched as she wrote it down then nodded.

“One bottle of vodka coming up Mr. Stampede!” She turned on her heel and walked over to the bar to get the bottle herself and felt eyes on her and snickered some. Filling up a shot glass with the cold liquid she brought it back to the table setting it down in front of him and watched as he took a long sip. “Oh and by the way Mr. Stampede please stop watching every movement of my hips or I shall be forced to throw my dagger at your head.” She snickered even more as she watched him nearly choke on his drink and stare at her a bit mortified, “If you need another drink feel free to let me know.” She spoke in a sing song manner as she went out back to the kitchen to tell the chef to make a plate of food.

Still staring in a state of shock at Brighid he shook his head some and took another sip of his vodka. Looking around the bar he noticed it wasn't like the typical seedy ones he had been to before. This place had a lavish decor with colors all around along with comfy chairs and booths. ~Very comfy indeed.~ he thought to himself as he snuggled himself into the seat and took another sip of his drink only to look back up and see Brighid return with a small basket full of bread. “So Brighid do you run this establishment by yourself?” He smiled as he took a piece of the bread and started to munch on it as she sat down smiling still and shaking her head in the negative.

“Oh no my fiancee and a few of my friends run this place but I am the owner of it. It's usually very quiet during the day though so you shouldn't worry about people trying to pin point you and try to collect the bounty on your head.” She snagged a piece of the bread and munched on it as well, “So Mr. Stampede what brings you into town? Or are you just traveling through?”

“You can call me Vash by the way and yes I'm just passing threw. But where it's so hot out and I haven't really eaten since Thursday I wanted to stop and get something to fill my growling stomach.” With saying that his stomach growled loudly in protest and he let out a nervous laugh. “Sorry about that. But I also wanted to see if I could maybe crash somewhere for the night since I'm exhausted too. My back has been hurting a bit since a few days ago I hit a rock when I fell and it's just been causing me pain ever since.”

Tilting her head some she poured more vodka into his empty glass and tsked some. “Well now that's not good at all. I'll go check on your food and come back with something else I think you could benefit from as well.” She smiled and went back into the kitchen and returned not even five minutes with a plate that had a full rack of ribs with three more plates that had different sides on them. Gaping at the food a grin came along Vash's face and he dug right into the food like he hadn't eaten years.

“Don't choke now and remember chewing is a key part of eating.” She chuckled some as he continued to mow down the food and chug a bit more of the vodka. Still watching him for a good twenty minutes she took away the empty plates and laughed out loud when Vash let a rather large burp escape his lips. “No you weren't hungry at all my dear. But tell me did you enjoy it?”

“Best meal I think I've had in a very long time I can definitely say that.” He held his stomach and patted it as he took another sip of his drink. Sighing contently he remembered she had mentioned something about bringing something else he could benefit from and looked up at her as she went over to fill another customer's drink. Waiting for her to look up he waved her over and tilted his head in curiosity. “Brighid you said you had something else I could benefit from before you went to get my food what was it?”

“Oh that's right I forgot to give this to you.” She pulled a card out from the top of her corset and noticed Vash's eyes get somewhat wide again and shook her head rolling her own. “This is my brother's card.” She handed it to him, “I want you to go see him he's the town masseuse and he's excellent at it. I think you could truly benefit from it especially if you're in the type of pain that you are.” She smiled as he looked the card over some.

“Amai Crimson? That's his name?” He looked back up at her blinking a few times as he pocketed the card putting it inside his trench coat.

“I'll call him and let him know you're coming ok? That way when you are done you can come back and a room will be ready for you.”

“Alright sounds great to me but here let me pay for the food.” He moved to take out some money and she held up her hand and shook her head no.

“Don't worry about it hun it's not a big deal. I think you're a nice guy unlike what everyone else on this cockamamie planet may think.” She gave him a genuine smile, “However if you want to pay me back then you can break any brawls that happen to be brought in here tonight. How does that sound?”

“Alright if you're sure you don't want money for the food I think I could do that.” He smiled and stood up noticing he was at least a good two feet and a couple inches taller than her. “So where do I go then to get this massage done?”

“When you walk outside take a right and walk down the street a few blocks until you come to a glass building. Go inside it and if the guards give you any trouble tell them you have an appointment with Mr. Crimson on the 13th floor and if they have any problems or need proof they can call his office upstairs to check. Amai will know since I will call him as soon as you walk out that door ok?”

“Sounds good to me thank you ever so much I appreciate this even though you didn't have to do this.” He gave her a warm smile and started to head for the door and walked threw it to head to the only profoundly large glass building in the town. She couldn't help but smile a little deviously at all of this and went over to the phone near the bar and punched in a few numbers.

Grinning like mad she heard a voice on the other end and couldn't help but chuckle, “Mr. Crimson please it's his sister. I'll hold.” She waited not even a minute before the phone was picked up and she started to giggle some, “You so owe me for what I just did for you baby bro. Guess who is on their way to get a massage done by you?” She continued to giggle knowing this was probably going to make for some interesting stories amongst her friends.

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*feels a looming presence behind her and meeps as Vash tries to choke her some* ACK!? What'd I do!?

Vash: Why the hell did you stop it there!?

Kitty: Because I have to write the rest first donut boy.

Vash: Why can't you do it now?

Kitty: Because I can't. I'm in the middle of other writings too you know. Glory hog.

Vash: What? It's not my fault I have such whimsical charm. *grins as he puts his sunglasses on and poses* I mean look I'm suave, debonair, sexy- *meeps and falls over as Kitty's cat Chocolate runs by his feet knocking him over.*

Kitty: *smirks at him* Don't forget to add clumsy to that list Rico Suave. *looks at everyone else and grins* Next chapter will be up ASAP folks until then ummm enjoy a few good pics on the rest of the site.